chikiting patrol

Me: Ken, yun baby mo (his 1-year old cousin) pinagalitan ni Daddy mo, umiiyak..

[Ken (who is 3 years old) walks inside and checks up on James]

Ken: Bakit baby ha?
James: [points to his Tito]
Ken: Sige, wag na ikaw iyak, papaluin ko mamaya yun Daddy ko..
James: [claps his hands]

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[while "playing" with a baby bird]

Kylie: Tita, papano ba matulog yun ibon? Nakahiga?


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My sister-in-law was putting the rice grains scattered on the floor back to the box where the bird is.

Yeyen: 'Waaag!!!! Ano ka ba ba, Tita? Mamamatay yun ibon, may germs na yan..

[sasabihin ko sana, wala pa namang 2 minutes. hehe]

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Yeyen gets a whole bar of chocolate from the ref.

Me: Sabi ng Daddy mo, hati kayo ng ate mo. Hatiin mo na ngayon para wala ng away.

[Yeyen counts the blocks]

Me: Ilan?
Yeyen: 14
Me: O, ilan ang one-half? Hatiin mo na..

[ Yeyen hands over the chocolates to her Ate]

Kylie: Akala ko ba 14? Bakit 6 lang to?

[We all look at Yeyen and tells her, "Ang kalahati tig-7. Hindi 6 sa Ate mo tapos 8 sa yo."]

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Sangko: Pano matulog ang kuba?
Kylie: Eh di naka-angat yun likod kasi may umbok yun pag nakahiga.